Various techniques of successfully
hedging your bets in everyday life. Or my personal guide-
map to a small room stuffed with elephants that
very well polished sharp inner teeth ;0)!
How do you even get into that room?!!!! Just
try your best to squeeze in. As they would not
budge, no matter what you do! Instead they
will try to push you close to the door and then
out where you came from. Disregarding
completely that it is actually your room!
1) You’d need to have a very special map that
can be used to navigate around the room. As it really does
get beyond crowded sometimes !!! That
map has to be
small enough to fit into your pocket and not to stick out so it might
pock the elephants. As when that happens
they start noticing you and that (as you would see later) is not such a
good thing at all.
2) When trying to get to the same corners of the
room on a regular basis, it helps to make some
sort of a trail to help you in the future.
I think that nowadays it should be an
subject in Schools (no actually it’s
best to start from the
kindergarten) – “Various techniques of how to
successfully hedge your bets in everyday life
(for 3 year olds;)”. I think if you leave it till
later the vital time will be lost and a
possibility of them growing up to be some non-realistic
delusional losers will become inevitable.
– watch this space as I will continue the story later –
Stay safe and sane till then!
Love! E ;0) x x x x
It’s a such a beautiful autumn day outside my windows:0) Makes one want to get up, open the balcony doors then go make some hot apple juice with cinnamon sticks and just a bit of brown sugar (plain digestive biscuits on the side are completely optional of course;).