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Room full of elephants with sharp inner teeth ;0)!

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Various techniques of successfully

hedging your bets in everyday life. Or my personal guide-

map to a small room stuffed with elephants that

have

very well polished sharp inner teeth ;0)!

How do you even get into that room?!!!! Just

try your best to squeeze in. As they would not

budge, no matter what you do! Instead they

will try to push you close to the door and then

out where you came from. Disregarding

completely that it is actually your room!

1) You’d need to have a very special map that

can be used to navigate around the room. As it really does

 get beyond crowded sometimes !!!  That

map has to be

small enough to fit into your pocket and not to stick out so it might

pock the elephants. As when that happens

they start noticing you and that (as you would see later) is not such a

good thing at all.

2) When trying to get to the same corners of the

room on a regular basis, it helps to make some

sort of a trail to help you in the future.

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I think that nowadays it should be an

absolute must

subject in Schools (no actually it’s

best to start from the

kindergarten) – “Various techniques of how to

successfully hedge your bets in everyday life

(for 3 year olds;)”. I think if you leave it till

 later the vital time will be lost and a

possibility of them growing up to be some non-realistic

delusional losers will become inevitable.

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–      watch this space as I will continue the story later –

         

Stay safe and sane till then!

 

                           Love! E ;0) x x x x

P.S.

It’s a such a beautiful autumn day outside my windows:0) Makes one want to get up, open the balcony doors then go make some hot apple juice with cinnamon sticks and just a bit of brown sugar (plain digestive biscuits on the side are completely optional of course;).

Welcome to my blog!

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Welcome to my blog! Life, contrary to the

popular belief, is not funny (unless funny

means something completely different in your

Universe ;). INTERESTING…it definitely is!

My intent is to share with you the reasons

why my MS shall not stop me from living or

leaving my life (pan intended of course ;). And

 no I’m not going to generalise here and say –

“it shouldn’t stop anyone…” Since we all are

somewhat different, don’t you think? ;0) P.S. I

will attempt to do so in a surreal kind of

fashion. As I honestly think that this way, it

would look cute and I will enjoy writing it soo

 much more ;0)

P.P.S. And since cognitive challenges are very

common for people with my condition I’m sure that I will be

making a lot of spelling, grammar, repeat

words etc. mistakes that I promise not to try

 and pass as typos. So as a “return favour” to

 me, I’m asking you to ignore it the best way

you can (and if you manage to do that… tell me

 how;)!

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I will be back soon! Stay safe and sane till then!

Love! E ;0) x 

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